Category: Joke Board
Here are some. I'd love to hear yours so add if ya wanna!
Yo mama so bald you can see her thoughts.
Yo mama so poor she runs after the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo mama so stupid she waited at stop sign for it to say go.
Yo mama's house so dirty the roaches ride around in doon buggies (got that one from in living color)
Yo mama so fat she got on a scale and it said one at a time please.
Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the super bowl.
Yo mama's lips so dry that they go snap, crackle, pop when she drinks milk.
Yo mama so ugly she tried to enter an ugly contest and they told her sorry, no professionals.
Yo mama so old I told her to act her age and she dropped dead.
Yo mama so old she remembers when the dead sea was getting sick.
Yo mama so dumb she chaced a guy who stole her tv trying to give him the remote.
Yo mama so nasty, she got a pussy on her hip talkin' bout she got a job on the side.
Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed to pay to get on the soul train.
Yo mama so ugly she could make an onion cry.
Yo mama so
old she never took history class.
Yo mama so fat when she goes outside with a yellow raincoat people yell, "Taxi!"
Yo Mama so old, she waited tables at the last supper.
Yo Mama so old, she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.
Yo mama so poor, when I went to her house, there was a lit cigarette in the ashtray. I put it out and she yelled at me for turning off the heat.
Yo mama so stupid, when she went to the movies and saw "under 18 not admitted" she went home and got 17 of her friends.
Yo mama so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing and she said she was moving.
Yo mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
Lol some oldies and goodies here. some more for ya!
yo mama so stink she was playing in the sandbox and a cat came and buried her.
yo mama so short she could sit on a sidewalk and her feet are still swinging.
yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
yo mama so stink a dog won't even sniff her cunt.
yo mama so short a joint couldn't get her high.
yo mama so fat she got her own zipcode.
yo mama so stupid it took her an hour to make minute rice.
yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery and starved.
yo mama so skinny she could hoolahoop with a cherio.
yo mama so black she went to night school and was marked absent
Yo mama so old they moved her out of the retirement home and in to the museum.